Herr Professor and the Ashton Vale Mystery Noises.

Dead aquatic creatures of Tanzania, Canvey Island. Ghosts. Poltergeists. 1970s Eastville alien landing. UK big cats. Werewolves.

I'm kinda thinking my time as a mystery man has hit rock bottom!

The video captions will explain all!






Video 1 -audio what I've been hearing.

Video 2 -the mystery solved!

The Mystery of the Horny Hedgehogs of Ashton Vale.

Rock-bottom.